The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.
Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.
dude.
*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６ ６ ６*
*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9 ６9 ６9*
Enchanted Zodiac
♈ Aries: Are the zodiac's dragons. Innocent yet fiery, naively adorable yet volatile. They are protective and competitive, but make very loyal and honest companions. Aries also dream of flying and testing physical limitations
♉ Taurus: Are the zodiac's witches. With an innate understanding of ecology and natural medicine Taureans can be natural healers as well as revengeful and determined when someone wrongs them. Their earthiness can connect them with the paranormal
♊ Gemini: Are the zodiac's magical pixies; flittering from person to person, place to place spreading their insight then disappearing leaving amidst of wander if they even existed? A hint of charm and mischief and always on the go
♋ Cancer: Are the zodiac's cherubs. With hearts bigger than themselves and a warm and nurturing aura. Very receptive to subconscious desires and always understanding.
♌ Leo: Are the zodiac's magicians. With an inclination towards precognitive thinking and an innate belief in the underlying magic in everything Leo share their natural love and light around the world
♍ Virgo: Are the zodiac's sorcerers. With an innate understanding of ecology, natural particles and analysis, they can concoct brilliant combinations to help and heal. Virgo are also quite service oriented and have a natural affinity with medicine
♎ Libra: Are the zodiac's fairy elves. The women can dance until men have such a frenzy they drop dead; they are charming, a little mischievous, and come of the kind and compassionate strain
♏ Scorpio: Are the zodiac's vampires. With a usual preoccupation to the night time, and all things death; blood, afterlife, gore as well as dark romance. Dissonance between wanting to be good and being drawn to bad
♐ Sagittarius: Are the zodiac's spirit guides. With an innate understanding of the 'big picture'; a keen humanistic quality, an unmistakable intuition and a casualness and openness. Sagittarians can answer the questions the rest of the zodiac have
♑ Capricorn: Are the zodiac's elder wizard. With a large reserve of wisdom, leadership, reliability, persistance and secret magic of their own. They are also natural old souls who counsel the advice of many
♒ Aquarius: Are the zodiac's mermaids. Solitary, yet friendly; different, yet unimposing. An innate desire to be in and near the ocean and to be amongst freedom and variety
♓ Pisces: Are the zodiac' angels. With a unique and empathetic understanding of all souls and a deep connection with the spirit world, Pisceans are the world's nurses. Always encouraging, tolerable and forgiving
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
My kittens do the same thing…
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
i am done
