- bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
- bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
- garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
- contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them
Being a bisexual, I must point out how painfully accurate this is(well„, for myself at least). I refuse to enter homes unless invited in (only because I’m not an uncultured swine and I was taught to respect people’s homes), I have a ridiculous fear of flowing water (rivers and whatnot) unless I’m in a boat, I can’t stand the taste nor the smell of garlic, and I am pale as a motherfucking sheet because I refuse to go out during the day…goddamnit tumblr.